Resolutions From WOOF: Women Only Over Fifty!
1. I will read LARGE PRINT books in public.
2. I will eat a mid-day snack so that I can hold off dinner until 4.45 PM.
3. I will stop telling everyone I'm shopping for much older sister on senior discount days.
4. I will clean out all the AARP literature under the shrub next to the mailbox.
5. I will donate my high school mini skirt to a worthy cause...
6. .... YOUR TURN!!!