*Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
* No one expects you to run...anywhere.
* People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
* There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
* Things you buy now won't wear out.
* You can eat supper at 4 pm.
* You can live without sex but not your glasses.
* You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
* You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
* You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
* You sing along with elevator music.
* Your eyes won't get much worse.
* Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
* Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
*You're not "up" on the latest dance moves...and you don't care.
* No one expects you to run...anywhere.
* People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
* There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
* Things you buy now won't wear out.
* You can eat supper at 4 pm.
* You can live without sex but not your glasses.
* You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
* You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
* You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
* You sing along with elevator music.
* Your eyes won't get much worse.
* Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
* Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
*You're not "up" on the latest dance moves...and you don't care.
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Milkbone (Mary)
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What a hoot. You made me snort. My favorite is the brain cells...
Sheesh, I feel most of these and I'm not even 50 yet. Does that make me an overacheiver?
Karen Syed
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I'm 54 and most of those are true. The rest are probably true, too, but I'm in denial. Oh, and the whole "brain cells dying off" thing? I prefer to think of it as mental exfoliation.
"mental exfoliation." I LOVE that, Gayle!
Thanks for the comment!!
Are you over 50 or over 70??? The people that I know who are over 50 are still running, taking computer classes, care about what they look like and definitely eat dinner well after 4 in the afternoon. While I understand your comment about the glasses, I’m not sure I want to live without sex!!! My body isn’t doing what it did when I was 30, but my mind certainly is! I’ll be swinging into my 60’s and 70’s!!!
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