WOOF: What's A "Big Boned" WOOFer To Do? Ask Alpha!

Dear Alpha:

After 50, the pounds get harder to shed! What’s a WOOFer to do? 

Signed: Tired of Saying I’m Big Boned!

Dear Tired:

How Alpha does loves this question. A WOOFer is a woman over 50 who is still a puppy at heart. Not a puppy on the scales. Not a puppy in the dress shop. Not a puppy in the buff! Eat wisely and exercise, and let nature take its course. After all, pound for pound, you’re more woman now than ever before!

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Ask Alpha! Content & Illustration Copyright Diana Black 2011

Disclaimer: Ask Alpha! is fictional in character and content.

WOOFers Club is not in the business of offering professional advice

nor is this column meant to represent anything but fiction.

WOOF: Furry Friends Friday - Ready For Snow??

Courtesy of LOLDogs!

How many of you WOOFers are ready to trade places with this pooch? Record high temps and record humidity are not helping hot flashes and night sweats! Don't know about you, but I'm ready to plop down, naked, in a huge snowdrift and create my own snow angels. Anyone want to join me in, oh, say...January?


In the meantime, stay inside and read!

WOOF: Women Only Over Fifty

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WOOF: Furry Friday ... How to Spot a Meth Lab!

A law enforcement officer was approached by several people wanting to know how to identify a meth lab. Following are four photos he believes makes it pretty obvious which one is the meth lab.

(Yes, meth is a terrible problem, and WOOF is in no way making light of the REAL thing and its serious nature. Hope we don't offend. We're just having a little fun!)




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