WOOF: What's A "Big Boned" WOOFer To Do? Ask Alpha!

Dear Alpha:

After 50, the pounds get harder to shed! What’s a WOOFer to do? 

Signed: Tired of Saying I’m Big Boned!

Dear Tired:

How Alpha does loves this question. A WOOFer is a woman over 50 who is still a puppy at heart. Not a puppy on the scales. Not a puppy in the dress shop. Not a puppy in the buff! Eat wisely and exercise, and let nature take its course. After all, pound for pound, you’re more woman now than ever before!

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Ask Alpha! Content & Illustration Copyright Diana Black 2011

Disclaimer: Ask Alpha! is fictional in character and content.

WOOFers Club is not in the business of offering professional advice

nor is this column meant to represent anything but fiction.

Chin Up!

I'd like to take a moment to talk about chins.

All of mine.

I'm thinking about designing a new type of turtleneck top, kind of like the one Jughead wears.

But then with nature's internal furnace raging from time to time, I fear I'll strangle myself trying to disrobe.

So I've decided to always look skywards -- never down as pictured here which tends to spiral one into depression.

Yes. Chin Up. That's the answer. (Note: Keep stray nose hairs trimmed or it opens the door for a whole other malady!)

Okay, WOOFers, are you with me? One. Two. Three. Chin Up!

d.d. dawg (Diana)

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