WOOF: Furry Friday Fun!

WOOFers! Enjoy these answers from dogs at TravelingDogs.com when they were asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

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WOOF: Furry Friday ... How to Spot a Meth Lab!

A law enforcement officer was approached by several people wanting to know how to identify a meth lab. Following are four photos he believes makes it pretty obvious which one is the meth lab.

(Yes, meth is a terrible problem, and WOOF is in no way making light of the REAL thing and its serious nature. Hope we don't offend. We're just having a little fun!)




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