Dear Alpha:
After 50, the pounds get harder to shed! What’s a WOOFer to do?
Signed: Tired of Saying I’m Big Boned!
Dear Tired:
How Alpha does loves this question. A WOOFer is a woman over 50 who is still a puppy at heart. Not a puppy on the scales. Not a puppy in the dress shop. Not a puppy in the buff! Eat wisely and exercise, and let nature take its course. After all, pound for pound, you’re more woman now than ever before!
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