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Friday, November 20, 2009

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE CALCULATOR!


We all get emails with stuff that is sooooo important. Yeah, right. Delete. Delete.

But my WOOFer neighbor forwarded this to me...And I'm telling you, this will change your life! (Okay, maybe that's a bit dramatic, but it IS a lot of fun...and works!)
  1. Pick number of times you would like to have chocolate each week (more than one less than 10)
  2. Multiply that number by 2 (just to be bold!)
  3. Add 5
  4. Multiply that number by 50 (Hmm, does this have anything to do with WOOF?)
  5. If you’ve already had your birthday this year, add 1759. If not, add 1758.
  6. Subtract the 4-digit year you were born
  7. You should have a 3-digit number. The first number being the original number of times you would eat chocolate a week. The next two digits are … your age!
    (Apparently this only works during this year, that being 2009)

Told ya it was fun! Now, I don't know about you, but I'm going to the fridge to get a Dove Dark Chocolate!

--Diana (d.d. dawg)

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4 comments:

Eileen Williams said...

Absolutely amazing! This is a chocoholic's dream--all those anti-oxidents found in chocolate must be able to calculate extraordinarily well! Now, if the magical chocolate could just reduce those numbers by a few years, that would be totally awesome!

Diana Black said...

Oh, Eileen, you're on to something!!! Let's discuss over a box of chocolate, okay?

Diana

Nishant said...

Now, if the magical chocolate could just reduce those numbers by a few years, that would be totally awesome!

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Mary Cunningham said...

Would that be great,Nishant? Thanks for stopping by.