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Monday, July 6, 2009

Weight Loss...No Waiting!

There's that one question. The one WOOFers LOVE to be asked.

For some of us it's been a while since we've celebrated with a super-sized hot fudge sundae (extra sauce and nuts) upon hearing those glorious words.

But WOOFers Club is happy to announce there are five simple things that you, yes, YOU, a WOOFer on the edge of her bathroom scale, can do to ensure, before the day is out, you'll be asked, "Have you lost weight?"

#1. Stand in front large buildings. You'll look teensy-weensy and your ego will touch the sky!
#2. Visit a national monument.
And take lots of pictures!

#3. Relax in nature near
mammoth objects like
redwood trees and lighthouses.

#4. Participate in a sport that
generally uses a blimp.

#5. Um...Let's see...
Okay, four, FOUR simple things you can do (Even better! We were thinking FIVE was one too many anyway...er...)

Please leave comments as you use these techniques. Let us know the glowing results of your efforts!

Oh, and by the way, "Have you lost weight?"



Mary Cunningham said...

I was once mistaken for a balloon at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Does that count?


WOOFers said...

When you are asked to pose for a photo with other people, slip behind someone and turn sideways! Works every time!


Diana Black said...

Actually, Milkbone and I once WERE a national monument (Mount Rushmore to be exact). It was a Halloween party. Had to be there.

d.d. dawg

Zan Marie Steadham said...

Oh, just walk two three-month old puppies twenty times a day and you WILL lose weight. The doctor confirmed that this morning. Five pounds since January and all in the last four weeks. ; )

Diana Black said...

Awesome, Zan Marie!!!

ANd what a fun way to take off the pounds.