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Monday, January 5, 2009

And...Nobody Got Hurt!

In keeping with recent posts on weight loss (gain!), and outsourcing resolutions, thought I'd share a little heartwarming story from WOOF.


Proud of recent efforts to watch my weight, I felt compelled to share my strategy with my husband.

"I'm not sure if you noticed," I beamed over dinner one night, "I'm trying to cut down on my calories by only filling one plate instead of using side dishes for salads and vegetables."

"I noticed," he remarked, "and must say that I have a lot of admiration for you."

A smug, satisfied smile crossed my face until he added, "You must be closing in on the Guinness Book of World Records for the largest dinner plate."



(The amazing part of this story is that...HE'S STILL ALIVE!)



Got a heartwarming story to tell about your diet experiences? E-mail us! GreatDames@woofersclub.com! We need the laughs.


Milkbone (Mary Cunningham)