Shower Scene or Dining Daguerreotype?

Mary & I make a good team. Have for the last (mumble mumble) years. Oh, awright...45! Anyhoo, we were bunking together recently while visiting a dear friend, Pedigree Patterson, cackling like a couple of old WOOFer hens, discussing plans for Thanksgiving...

Me: "Everyone expects a Norman Rockwell holiday when it's usually more like...:

Mary: "Norman Bates!"

What say ye?

Is turkey day a gathering of family & friends around a lace-covered table with warm banter and homemade bread?

Or more from the perspective of a turkey watching a shiny axe blade slicing the air heading for your neck?!?!

Whatever it is, may it be blessed and bountiful!

WOOF WOOF!
d.d. dawg